Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
I am a worthless idiot who brings no value to anything
luxur-e asked: i love you.
I have no idea when you wrote this, but it made me smile and I LOVE YOU, TOO. <3
I stayed up all night using a text-to-speech program to make my computer say “poop.” Now I’m exhausted and dehydrated from crying from laughing so much and nobody will return my calls. I called every person I knew and left them all messages of my computer saying “poop” and me screaming and laughing until I threw up. Nobody cares if I’m dead or alive.
what the fuck did i just watch… omg is this real?
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING KILLING ME TONIGHT
this really cannot be real
WHY IS SHE NOT PROTECTIN OBAMA RN ? WHY IS SHE NOT OUR SECRETARY OF DEFENSE?
holy shit I don’t even care if this is fake