wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

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tsarbucks:

an inspiration to us all

tsarbucks:

an inspiration to us all

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I am a worthless idiot who brings no value to anything

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luxur-e asked: i love you.

I have no idea when you wrote this, but it made me smile and I LOVE YOU, TOO. <3 

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heckacute:

I stayed up all night using a text-to-speech program to make my computer say “poop.” Now I’m exhausted and dehydrated from crying from laughing so much and nobody will return my calls. I called every person I knew and left them all messages of my computer saying “poop” and me screaming and laughing until I threw up. Nobody cares if I’m dead or alive. 

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gotitforcheap:

niggasandcomputers:

ytoob:

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k1mkardashian:

what the fuck did i just watch… omg is this real?

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING KILLING ME TONIGHT

this really cannot be real

WHY IS SHE NOT PROTECTIN OBAMA RN ? WHY IS SHE NOT OUR SECRETARY OF DEFENSE?

holy shit I don’t even care if this is fake 

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dutchster:

she died doing what she loved most. her husband. she had a heart attack while they were banging. pretty sad. but a hell of a way to go

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